hey bondians...here's just a funny,crazy and random quiz to prep up your day and make u fall off your chair laughing:
How would you annoy people in a school?
1)Bring a llama to all of your classes. When someone asks why, just shake your head and mutter furiously.
2) When in exams, every five minutes tear up your paper, scatter it in the air, scream MERRY CHRISTMAS, then ask for a new peice of paper. Repeat until you are asked to leave.
3)Write a really long essay, REAALY long, and in the middle somewhere put something like 'I am Elvis' or 'Death to squirrels'
4)Burst out laughing, stop abruptly, then stare suspiciously at everyone
5)Insist that all teachers much refer to you as 'My Lord'
6) Whenever someone opens a door, scream and faint
How would you annoy people in a cinema?
1)Discuss really loudly what a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Jar Jar Binks would be like
2)Throw things at the people in front of you. When they turn around, point at the person next to you
3)Try really badly to imitate an American accent, even if there are no American people in the actual film.
4)When something really important's about to happen, like when they name the killer, scream LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER! and roll, laughing hysterically, down the aisle
5)Gasp after everything Ask an usher or an attendant if they are expecting any turbulence
6)Shout 'Did you hear that?!?!?!?' after every sentence someone says
How would you annoy people in a library?
1)Ask someone where the nearest toilets are, then 'SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!' them when they try to answer
2) Gather loads of books, and walk around dropping one occasionally. When someone asks you what your doing, whisper 'Leaving a trail.....'
3)Horde all the Harry Potter books in a corner. When people walk past, announce shiftily 'Nothing to see here....'
4)Put a bright yellow pair of pants on your head and run through the library yelling THEY'VE GOT ME!
5)Rugby tackle anyone turning a page. Explain you were trying to save them from getting a paper cut.
6) Wear a top hate and bid every one a good day in a really bad English accent
7)FLAMETHROWER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHA!
How would you annoy people in the street?
1)Ask them for their autographs. Refuse to take no as an answer. Try and take their jackets
2)Try to sell random items eg. an egg or your sister/bother
3)Pretend to die dramatically in front of people. When they bend down, shout YOINK, grab their shoes, and leg it.....
4)Ask them where the nearest country is
5)Put on an eyepatch and leer at people
How would you annoy the guy on the other end on the phone whilst ordering a pizza?
1)End every sentence in 'because that's what the Matrix wants me to order'
2)Laugh when they talk
3)Ask for cavier. When they say they haven't got it, gasp and slam the phone down
4)Rap your order
5)Ask them to guess what you want
6)Alternate between a really high voice and a really low one.
7) Make weird screeching sounds
Finally, as this quiz comes to an end, *sniffs*, my personal favourite, how would you annoy people in an elevator?
1)Block the doorway with a desk. Ask people if they have an appointment.
2)Charge elevator tax
3)Scream everytime the door closes
4)Put red paint around the hatch, sit in a corner, point upwards and whisper 'I think they want in'
5)Hum the LotR theme tune. When someone tries to get in, scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
6)Sing the Spiderman theme tune. Everytime the word Spider comes up, yell it at the top of your lungs
Enjoy :)
Amanda