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hey bondians! hols are here!

this is cas reporting ur holiday hmwk.

we have:

-science ws - rmb to print from asknlearn
-math ws
-LA review
-chinese ws
-chinese xin qi wu zhou bao reviews (i think its 37 and 38/ 36 and 37, check with ur frens)

thats all i think.. pls double check!


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hey bondians...here's just a funny,crazy and random quiz to prep up your day and make u fall off your chair laughing:


How would you annoy people in a school?
1)Bring a llama to all of your classes. When someone asks why, just shake your head and mutter furiously.
2) When in exams, every five minutes tear up your paper, scatter it in the air, scream MERRY CHRISTMAS, then ask for a new peice of paper. Repeat until you are asked to leave.
3)Write a really long essay, REAALY long, and in the middle somewhere put something like 'I am Elvis' or 'Death to squirrels'
4)Burst out laughing, stop abruptly, then stare suspiciously at everyone
5)Insist that all teachers much refer to you as 'My Lord'
6) Whenever someone opens a door, scream and faint
How would you annoy people in a cinema?
1)Discuss really loudly what a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Jar Jar Binks would be like
2)Throw things at the people in front of you. When they turn around, point at the person next to you
3)Try really badly to imitate an American accent, even if there are no American people in the actual film.
4)When something really important's about to happen, like when they name the killer, scream LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER! and roll, laughing hysterically, down the aisle
5)Gasp after everything Ask an usher or an attendant if they are expecting any turbulence
6)Shout 'Did you hear that?!?!?!?' after every sentence someone says
How would you annoy people in a library?
1)Ask someone where the nearest toilets are, then 'SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!' them when they try to answer
2) Gather loads of books, and walk around dropping one occasionally. When someone asks you what your doing, whisper 'Leaving a trail.....'
3)Horde all the Harry Potter books in a corner. When people walk past, announce shiftily 'Nothing to see here....'
4)Put a bright yellow pair of pants on your head and run through the library yelling THEY'VE GOT ME!
5)Rugby tackle anyone turning a page. Explain you were trying to save them from getting a paper cut.
6) Wear a top hate and bid every one a good day in a really bad English accent
7)FLAMETHROWER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHA!
How would you annoy people in the street?
1)Ask them for their autographs. Refuse to take no as an answer. Try and take their jackets
2)Try to sell random items eg. an egg or your sister/bother
3)Pretend to die dramatically in front of people. When they bend down, shout YOINK, grab their shoes, and leg it.....
4)Ask them where the nearest country is
5)Put on an eyepatch and leer at people
How would you annoy the guy on the other end on the phone whilst ordering a pizza?
1)End every sentence in 'because that's what the Matrix wants me to order'
2)Laugh when they talk
3)Ask for cavier. When they say they haven't got it, gasp and slam the phone down
4)Rap your order
5)Ask them to guess what you want
6)Alternate between a really high voice and a really low one.
7) Make weird screeching sounds
Finally, as this quiz comes to an end, *sniffs*, my personal favourite, how would you annoy people in an elevator?
1)Block the doorway with a desk. Ask people if they have an appointment.
2)Charge elevator tax
3)Scream everytime the door closes
4)Put red paint around the hatch, sit in a corner, point upwards and whisper 'I think they want in'
5)Hum the LotR theme tune. When someone tries to get in, scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
6)Sing the Spiderman theme tune. Everytime the word Spider comes up, yell it at the top of your lungs


Enjoy :)
Amanda

Hi bondians! this is cassandra here. i got this from a fren's blog. (she got it from an email) so sry if its difficult to read. but do read it cuz its rather fun and ENCOURAGING. x)) ttfn!

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because
>> >>the year
>>> > >>ONLY has 365 days.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>Typical academic year for a student:
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are
>> >>for rest.
>> >> >>> > >>Days left 313.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and
>> >>difficult to
>> >> >>> > >>study. Days left 263.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15
>> >>days. Days
>> >> >>> > >>left 126.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing >> >>properly &
>> >> >>> > >>swallowing) - means 30days.
>> >> >> >>> >Days left 96.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15
>> >>days.
>> >> >>> > >>Days left 81.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 >> >>days.
Days >> >> >>> > >>left 6.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3. >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that
>> >>day
>> >> >>> > >>?!?!?!?!?!
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>Balance = 0 " How can a student pass ?????"
>> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >>
*Please pass this on and you will have good luck for your
>> >> >>> > >>examinations through out your life studying
>> >> >>> >=)

ppl...erm to remind u to bring yr stuff 4 BP(the ones on the comics...)thnx

OH MY GAWD!! BONDIANS!! WE ALL ROCK LIKE.. WAH!!

=)) Are you all very proud to have won the best performance for fusion night? WOOHOO!!! 3 CHEERS FOR BONDIA!! haha.. sorry for getting a bit hyper here.. ok.. enough of laming and crapping due to my overdose of LEMONTEA.. haha.. *ahem* sorry..

We must thank Joyce for chorographing such a nice dance for fusion night. And I think RuMeng and Yanci deserves the credit for composing the lyrics for the our song. Yanci and WeiHua also did an excellent job as group leaders. =)) To all those who danced, (joyce, boshi, weeleng, tianjuen, glad, sean, rumeng, darrick, yunzhen, daren, fawn and daniel), you all did a GREAT GREAT JOB AND DID US PROUD!! As to all those who contributed to the song and *ahem*, NOISE, give ourselves a ROUND OF APPLAUSE!! =))

Ok.. now back down to SERIOUS buisness.. =)
We have a maths and geog test on next week. There's also the play called Krishnan's Diary (or sumthing like dat) this saturday (which is tom.). I think we should all be grateful to the extension of the date for our maths test. *clap* for our very very very very very very very very very KIND MATHS TEACHER - MR LIM!! yeah! -.-" haha

ok.. that should be all for now. bye.

P.S. Can I be granted the permission to change the blogskin after the june hols? =) Don't you all feel a bit sick and tired looking at this PLAIN skin everytime you come to visit bondia's blog? To all who agree, please give some suggestion on how I should put up the pictures we took at the level camp, ok?

here's a gentle reminder by yanci on wad to wear on the first day of the level camp.

we are to wear PE t-shirt and school skirt/shorts. i tink we have to meet in the classroom as usual. =))

`liwen